Handjobs – WTF

In Animal House there is a scene where a couple is parking and she puts on white gloves to give him a handjob. I see the humor in that as it was not too far removed from the tentative sexual mores of those times. Or at least what a good girl was supposed to be like.

I have always enjoyed a handjob. In my old age, I have learned that handjobs take forms I never imagined. Edging – getting close, and then stopping several times. OK, prolongs the fun. Ruined, she takes her hand off just before he cums, he squirts but does not orgasm. Why the heck a guy would want that is beyond me. A variation is holding in his squirt with her finger.

Then we have slapping or whipping the cock. Gads.

Or how about a handjob where she wears rubber kitchen gloves?

Some men of the FLR type want to be locked in cock cages and only be free when their mistress allows that.  I can not relate to that for him or her.

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Here is an illustration that seems to be popular. The caption is below.


Panties, cock cage, he gets let out once a month for a handjob from his wife, but he only has 60 seconds or, maybe next month.

I guess this means some men are not comfortable being men.

In masturbation clips I have seen, the women’s face may be shown or be completely or partially hidden. The man’s face is never shown. The man is usually quiet, but the women may doing the moaning. WTF?

I think I would prefer the white gloved handjob in Animal House to some of these.

WTF – Pumpkin Edition



Images have been building up in the WTF folder.

She is scary, but some man wanted a picture of her



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The Brits are a little different

We all seem to like it different, but a slipper? Really. That would be like a feather to me.


It seems to me that a lot of men who want to be spanked are submissive to the extreme.  They want the woman completely in charge. They want to serve the woman and deny themselves. I learn this is Locktober, the celebration of chastity and no male orgasms. I am to believe that their women are quite happy with only oral sex. It’s a strange new world. 



With her dressed in black skimpies, putting on a cock cage would never enter my mind


Dildo’s are quite popular. Amazon sells the shit out of them. But, why would anyone think of posing this shot in the kitchen? WTF





This is totally beyond my comprehension.

Wonder Why More Submissive Men Don’t Demand This?

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Time to post the accumulated WFT pictures.

Why are 10% of spanking pictures are taken with a computer in the background? Thankful computers are no longer this size.

Another 15% of spanking pictures are taken in the kitchen. Why is this room so popular?

But fully 25% are taken in hotel/motel rooms

A foam slipper is so not going to hurt. You Brits. From foam slippers to canes. Quite a range.

What the hell is she aiming at? His shoulders?


Seem humans can perv on any object, even Wellies.

WTF Friday



I have not posted what I consider rather odd pictures in awhile. So today, I do. 

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At first glance, I thought the kids were offering Mom a hairbrush. However, research says When Andrews, an itinerant portraitist, painted the children of Nathan Starr in Middletown, Connecticut, he went beyond the traditional “conversation piece” format to offer an intimate view of the family playing an early form of badminton called “battledore and shuttlecock” in a Greek Revival parlor, whose open doors reveal a sweeping view of the Connecticut River. In what appears to be a private narrative, the youngest child in the picture, Edward, holds a hoop in his right hand and a gaming stick in his left, pointed heavenward; his death in 1835 may have been the occasion for the group portrait.

OK, that concludes your art history class for today.

Another WTF

I enjoy posting these kind of pictures. Perhaps it makes me feel smug.

The first one is spanking related. Evidently taken during a cheesy spanking video. I get the scouting uniforms, even if that is not my thing. It’s the spanker. Pink hair! Hose are not worn with such a uniform. Nor are air force insignia. The spankee does have rather cute cheeks.

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Moving along and out of spanking we come this one. I guess she is pegging him, but WTF is with the rain boots.

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Enjoy the weekend. We plan to.

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There are many things beside quantum mechanics that I do not understand. Here are two of them.

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Some spanking blogs have a strong fascination with Asian women, many of whom are photographed in sailor outfits. What’s with that?

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On some Tumblr blogs along with spanking pictures I see pictures like this one. What the F**k is this about!

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Some men like to do really strange things with their equipment. She can not contain her giggles.

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WTF – In The Kitchen

I have given Bacall some pops in the kitchen while we were cooking. But, it has never been our room of choice for play. It sure is a popular room for some judging by pictures on the web.

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If Kelly Payne’s objects, I will be pleased to delete the whole post.

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We used to have cook in the nude nights, but never near hot grease. I have no idea why she has on a dildo any more than why the kitchen was selected for spanking depicted in the pictures above. Some pictures pose more questions than they answer.

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Perfectly attired for dishwashing

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Now, this looks like fun.

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WFT – Humor

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Regular readers, maybe a bakers dozen souls, know we prefer wood paddles. This is a versatile paddle. It’s small enough to carry in a pocket while hiking with your fav bottom or cruise around at parties, but serious enough to get warm up most any bottom. The drawing is interesting. But, why is a gal holding a whip depicted on a paddle?

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This looks it would be a fun game to play, especially if all the players were switches.

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If these women were younger, it could be college dorm hi-jinks. But, they are bit older, so I really wonder what they could be up to. Don’t you?

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