Sex Quiz

When did you lose your sexual virginity?
14 or 15

When did you lose your spanking virginity?
About 15, when I first spanked a girl. I was first spanked at 19.

Do you like rough or soft sex?
Always Soft

Have you ever had any one night stands?
Yes, but maybe only because I did not make the cut for another round

Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Bed

Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Not really

Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Don’t recall it

What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
Sheer

How often do you have sex?
At our age, once a week. Damnit

Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Not really, I am past that

Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
I can not recall anything like that

Are you into dressing up for sex?
Always

Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
I have. Once MM/F and it was no big deal. FF/M is much better.

Do you/would you use sex toys?
YES!

Have you ever sent someone a dirty picture of yourself?
Never

Would you have sex with your best friend?
No

Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
At my age, I wish I could do it again

Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Spanking

Early morning sex or late night sex?
I have always favored early morning or afternoon

Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Silly question, her bottom of course

Do you watch porn?
Nope

 

Totally inappropriate sexist humor

Hey, Baby

It’s going to be another five post week.

The song by the Texas Tornadoes (Hey, Baby), Que Paso has a line Come on, baby, turn around. When I hear that line I always visualize a woman being asked to turn around and show off her assets in her tight jeans. No doubt caused by too many nights swelling beer and dancing with the girls in various Texas dance halls.

The next line in the song bursts my bubble

Let me see your pretty blue eyes

Here is one of many versions of it. Terrible video, but it’s in a place I used to frequent.

OK, this is Jeep off-road humor.

Hats

Off-topic today, but that’s normal here. It’s the fifth post this week. All different topics, not all spanking related – like this one.

Because a reader has been sending me pictures of women in hats and because I like women in hats that’s what today’s post is about. I have not been successful in getting Bacall to wear hats. I have bought her many. They are worn once or twice and forgotten.

 

Freckles

In my ever-increasing age, I find I am attracted to puppies, gals with their tounges out and now a new one – gals with freckles.

In my dating days, I would have wanted to date her. She looks like fun.

This one was submitted by a reader