It’s All A Hoax Folks

I got note from a reader who said:

I have been into the “scene” for over sixty years.  [He says he worked for Ed Lee] I have never met a woman who enjoys being spanked, and if she allows it, she does it to please her significant-other. 

Well, there ya go. It’s fraud. I will just fold my tent, climb into a tree and play a flute.

Surely these college girls are faking it.

Look at the grin of the paddler.

PS, I will post some more pictures of young women experimenting, errr faking bottom slapping soon.

Nipples

Spring has arrived at our place

The diversity of female body parts shown here is expanding. We need to always appreciate the whole woman.

This is NOT my neighbor

 

 

A reader saw this strange magazine at the supermarket and sent it to me. The magazine is meant to appeal to wanna-be special ops types. Can you figure how the cover picture relates to any of the articles?

Sex Quiz

When did you lose your sexual virginity?
14 or 15

When did you lose your spanking virginity?
About 15, when I first spanked a girl. I was first spanked at 19.

Do you like rough or soft sex?
Always Soft

Have you ever had any one night stands?
Yes, but maybe only because I did not make the cut for another round

Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Bed

Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Not really

Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Don’t recall it

What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
Sheer

How often do you have sex?
At our age, once a week. Damnit

Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Not really, I am past that

Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
I can not recall anything like that

Are you into dressing up for sex?
Always

Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
I have. Once MM/F and it was no big deal. FF/M is much better.

Do you/would you use sex toys?
YES!

Have you ever sent someone a dirty picture of yourself?
Never

Would you have sex with your best friend?
No

Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
At my age, I wish I could do it again

Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Spanking

Early morning sex or late night sex?
I have always favored early morning or afternoon

Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Silly question, her bottom of course

Do you watch porn?
Nope

 

Totally inappropriate sexist humor