Friday Edition

For Openers

Anyone lip-read? She sure is revved up

Are you going to spank it or not?

That’s going to create quite a breeze when swung

It Does Not Get Any Better Than This For Me

The Sound of a Paddle Cracking on Tight Jeans

This one is for one the resident libertines that has a fetish for red heels

Humor?

And for that guy in Florida

11 thoughts on “Friday Edition”

  1. re: the hole-y paddle with the tape. Looks like the holes were too big and the paddle split. Oak’s the best, pine – like that paddle – is the worst. Red oak is dense and effective. If you could have seen my ex’s backside from her final paddling, you’d see that holes are unnecessary and not that helpful except for the fear factor.

    re: the next picture down. Look at the goose-flesh on that shapely bottom! That’s what I love to see. It means the skin was well attended-to. That should itch for several days. Nice work, whoever…

    re: paddle crack on tight jeans. Ah, I can hear it now – my favorite sound.
    Jeans don’t provide very much protection, and you can tell by the sound just how you’re doing in getting your point across. The very best. Maybe even better than bare-bottom paddling.

    re: relationship tips: the best summary of guts vs. balls I’ve ever heard:
    Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she’s still cleaning the house or going out for a ride.

    Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women’s perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door, slapping her on the rump and stating, “You’re next, Chubby.”

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    A bit OT: Can you give us a little info on how you came to discover your prostate cancer and some advice about checking for that? I’m getting to THAT age and a little nervous….

    1. Jim, see a urologist and have a PSA test. The numbers will then tell you how to proceed.

    2. I replied to your question on prostate on that post.

      I think oak, red or white, is too heavy. More like a club. We have three white pine paddles that are over 30 years old. They sting like a bee.

      I agree that holes do not increase the pain level, except perhaps in the mind.

      …my ex’s backside from her final paddling..
      Is that why she became an ex?

      1. No, that paddling was because she made some VERY foolish financial choices and then hid them from me, costing tens thousands of dollars. She became an ex because I couldn’t trust her. Once she figured out I had her number, she left on her own. Four years tomorrow, actually.

  2. lipread I am going with, look at me wont you–
    the redhead and the blonde with red heels, stirs the sadist in me

    1. lipread I am going with, look at me wont you–
      Could well be

      the redhead and the blonde with red heels, stirs the sadist in me
      Grin I am surprised the guy with the red heels fetisgh did not ring in.

  3. I think she’s saying “You want some pussy, mister? I got some pussy for ya!”

    I love her attitude.

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