Best Lines While OTK

To introduce the topic

This is a retread of a 2012 post. Two blurted out by Bacall.

“Now remember, I’m very delicate today” (Bacall)

“Why don’t you save yourself for later?”

“You call that a spanking?”

“Have you started yet?” (Bacall)

“You’re making a BIG mistake! Huge!”

Looking at the carpet: “I gotta get a new vacuum cleaner…”

“Are you sure you wanna do this? ‘Cause if you’re at all in doubt…?”

“You call that a spanking? My butt has hurt more standing on a crosstown bus!”

“What? You wanted my attention, too?!”