Tighty-whities

Tighty-whities were invented in 1934. Men at the time were sporting incredibly uncomfortable knee-length flannel knickers. Tighty-whities remained popular for a few decades. They began to lose their appeal in the 70s and 80s. In today’s society, tighty-whities act almost solely as a hilarious punchline.

  • 58% wear boxer brief
  • 18% wear boxer shorts
  • 16% wear colorful briefs or bikini briefs
  • 6% wear tighty whities
  • 2% wear thongs

So what is this post about?

I saw this picture and it got me thinking back. File it under TMI.

My Dad wore them. My mother bought them. I grew up wearing them. I don’t recall any guys wearing boxers in school. It seemed normal to me.

When I think of being paddled I always think of what I will be wearing. So does Bacall. That’s why she has a drawer full of spanking panties. I wore tighty-whities when we married, so they were naturally what I had on when Bacall put the board to me. For a while, my spanking ensemble was a white t-shirt, white socks, and tighty-whities. [The only time I wore white socks]

So for me, tighty-whities were my original spanking attire and so occupy a place in my memories.

Bacall started buying boxers for me and I found out how damn thin they were.  No protection from the paddle. Then one day I decided that I wanted to start out bare bottom. But, I still like to wear panties before a paddling. Call it a fetish. I have a fetish about wood paddles and panties.

PS Someone gave us a souvenir Attitude Adjuster paddle as in the picture. They are made of red cedar, a rather fragile wood for the purpose. It lacks a proper handle for a good grip.

6 thoughts on “Tighty-whities”

  1. Grew up with tighty whities as well. At some point years ago I moved to boxer briefs, wife bought them for me. I had no idea there was such a thing. I now usually wear boxers unless working out. Wore those whities for many years though…

  2. Paddled in 8th grade over jeans and tighty whities for minor offense
    First time and embarrassing
    Called out over intercom in early home room so classmates heard it down the hall-only 3 but cringing
    Survived and emboldened
    Worse was strap over gym shorts at PE and got that too

    1. Yeah, those intercom announcements: Please pardon this interruption. Would following students report to the office. You and so did everyone else that your bottom was going to be set on fire.

      1. Exactly
        Humiliation was worse than the paddle and I’d avoided it until 8th grade but reported for fighting when friend and I pushed each other getting in line
        He was a troublemaker and I probably got it because he was involved

  3. Ahhh, the Attitude Adjuster. We have one we picked up at a souvenir shop in Vegas 30 years ago. I was quite afraid of it when we first got it, but now it is just a good warmup over, you guessed it, tighty whities.

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