Handjobs – WTF

In Animal House there is a scene where a couple is parking and she puts on white gloves to give him a handjob. I see the humor in that as it was not too far removed from the tentative sexual mores of those times. Or at least what a good girl was supposed to be like.

I have always enjoyed a handjob. In my old age, I have learned that handjobs take forms I never imagined. Edging – getting close, and then stopping several times. OK, prolongs the fun. Ruined, she takes her hand off just before he cums, he squirts but does not orgasm. Why the heck a guy would want that is beyond me. A variation is holding in his squirt with her finger.

Then we have slapping or whipping the cock. Gads.

Or how about a handjob where she wears rubber kitchen gloves?

Some men of the FLR type want to be locked in cock cages and only be free when their mistress allows that.  I can not relate to that for him or her.

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Here is an illustration that seems to be popular. The caption is below.


Panties, cock cage, he gets let out once a month for a handjob from his wife, but he only has 60 seconds or, maybe next month.

I guess this means some men are not comfortable being men.

In masturbation clips I have seen, the women’s face may be shown or be completely or partially hidden. The man’s face is never shown. The man is usually quiet, but the women may doing the moaning. WTF?

I think I would prefer the white gloved handjob in Animal House to some of these.

7 thoughts on “Handjobs – WTF”

  1. “I have always enjoyed a handjob.”

    I confess, me too!

    Mutual masturbation can also be fun – I do her, she does me simultaneously. There is a learning curve for both parties and it requires communication to really work well.

  2. Handjobs ate wonderful things, absolutely!!
    Nothing like a good handjob, second only to a blowjob.
    Now combine getting a handjob while bent over taking a few good paddle swats , one of my favorites

    Let’s not forget giving a woman a good finger banging either.
    Works both ways.

    1. Morning Hands, hands seem quite appropriate for this topic. I may be the only man that prefers a handjob to a blowjob. I totally agree about digital stimulation while taking a paddling. I think my best was with two women paddling and rubbing me at the same time. I returned the favor by laying between them and rubbing them. Very interesting that their breathing, excitement levels were in synch. Downside, is they were ready to go again and I was cooked.

  3. Joining in the chorus of “loving a good handjob”.

    To the FLR guys allowed out once a month: A few years back went to a sex therapist who really helped us spice up our lives. She, the sex therapist, explained the importance of a man “cleaning those pipes at least 3 times per week”. It is essential to maintain prostrate and sexual health.

    I’ve a few opinions of the “F”s in FLRs, but maybe another day…

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