Sex Quiz

When did you lose your sexual virginity?
14 or 15

When did you lose your spanking virginity?
About 15, when I first spanked a girl. I was first spanked at 19.

Do you like rough or soft sex?
Always Soft

Have you ever had any one night stands?
Yes, but maybe only because I did not make the cut for another round

Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Bed

Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Not really

Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Don’t recall it

What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
Sheer

How often do you have sex?
At our age, once a week. Damnit

Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Not really, I am past that

Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
I can not recall anything like that

Are you into dressing up for sex?
Always

Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
I have. Once MM/F and it was no big deal. FF/M is much better.

Do you/would you use sex toys?
YES!

Have you ever sent someone a dirty picture of yourself?
Never

Would you have sex with your best friend?
No

Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
At my age, I wish I could do it again

Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Spanking

Early morning sex or late night sex?
I have always favored early morning or afternoon

Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Silly question, her bottom of course

Do you watch porn?
Nope

 

Totally inappropriate sexist humor

6 thoughts on “Sex Quiz”

  1. Sex Quiz

    When did you lose your sexual virginity?
    14

    When did you lose your spanking virginity?
    Around 17 both ways

    Do you like rough or soft sex?
    Both

    Have you ever had any one night stands?
    Quite a few

    Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
    On the bed , unless there’s more room on the floor

    Have you ever had sex in a public place?
    Yes, an elevator. Or actually since she was British it was a lift

    Have you ever been caught masturbating?
    No

    What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
    All white and sheer

    How often do you have sex?
    At our age, when possible

    Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
    If possible, Liz Hurley

    Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
    Loud fart

    Are you into dressing up for sex?
    Yes

    Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
    Yes with twins

    Do you/would you use sex toys?
    YES!

    Have you ever sent someone a dirty picture of yourself?
    Never

    Would you have sex with your best friend?
    No, he’s not my type

    Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
    Laugh a lot

    Something that will never fail to get you horny?
    Spanking

    Early morning sex or late night sex?
    Mornings

    Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
    Definitely the ass

    Do you watch porn?
    Yes

      1. Let me clearing that “17” comment. I’m assuming the quiz was asking about sexual spanking virginity. That would be 17. As a kid I got my ass spanked quite a bit by my parents and one particular teacher.

        The story behind the 17 was that if a birthday spanking. I gave this girl I was then seeing a playful spanking for her birthday. Started off innocently and graduated to a full bare bottom spanking. A week later was my birthday and she was more than eager to return the favor.
        I’ve been married to that girl for 43 years now.

  2. Sex Quiz

    When did you lose your sexual virginity?
    14

    When did you lose your spanking virginity?
    30’s

    Do you like rough or soft sex?
    Both

    Have you ever had any one night stands?
    A few back in the day

    Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
    On the bed first.. but if the opportunity presents itself.. the couch

    Have you ever had sex in a public place?
    Does the beach count??

    Have you ever been caught masturbating?
    No

    What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
    Black cheekies

    How often do you have sex?
    Not enough….

    Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
    Cillician Murphy

    Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
    Passed gas

    Are you into dressing up for sex?
    No

    Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
    No. Why not, life’s too short

    Do you/would you use sex toys?
    Yes

    Have you ever sent someone a dirty picture of yourself?
    Well maybe

    Would you have sex with your best friend?
    Probably not

    Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
    Smoke and maybe a drink

    Something that will never fail to get you horny?
    A spanking..

    Early morning sex or late night sex?
    Weekend mornings.. weeknight nights

    Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
    I do like a nice bum

    Do you watch porn?
    Yes

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