I’m Afraid It’s The Paddle For You

I have accumulated over two dozen posts and several dozen images that have not been assembled into posts. So I am going to clean house and publish more than twice a week for a while. Hope some of them excite you. Call it Christmas comes early this year. Christmas started at Costco in September.

Looks Photoshopped to me, but a great image

Looks real to me

Oops, how did these get in here?


This And That

A Pardon for General Flynn

Finally an end to a disgraceful case of politicized prosecution.

President Trump’s decision Wednesday to pardon former national security adviser Michael Flynn is an overdue act of justice that ends four years of political harassment, unjustified prosecution and judicial abuse.

The Flynn pardon was necessary—to correct a corrupt Federal Bureau of Investigation, a rogue special counsel, an unprincipled federal judge, and an embarrassingly complicit media.

The FBI and Justice pursued him though they knew there was no basis for an investigation. They coerced a plea of lying to the FBI though the interviewing agents thought he was telling the truth. A later re-examination ordered by Attorney General Bill Barr found that Justice and the FBI had withheld exculpatory evidence. Former FBI director James Comey crowed about how the bureau took advantage of the unsuspecting Mr. Flynn and a trusting White House to have his agents interview him without courtesies normally extended to criminals.

Justice finally moved to dismiss the charges this year, but then federal Judge Emmet Sullivan opted for political revenge by refusing to agree to the dismissal. He even tried to investigate the case himself—an extraordinary intrusion by a court into the executive branch’s prosecutorial power. His obvious goal was to stall long enough for a Biden Administration to take power and reinstate the charges. What a disgraceful performance.


Turns out Judge Sullivan has been involved in several like cases:

Sullivan presided over the 2008 trial of U.S. Senator Ted Stevens, who was convicted of seven felony ethics violations in October. During the trial, the judge refused requests by the defense for a mistrial to be declared, after information was revealed that the prosecution had withheld exculpatory Brady material.[5]

In 2014, Sullivan was presiding over a case, Judicial Watch v. IRS,[14] related to an ongoing investigation into the 2013 IRS controversy. There was a fruitless attempt to determine where the deleted emails of former IRS employee Lois Lerner had gone, what damage to her computer hard drive occurred, and what steps the IRS had taken to recover the information contained in the emails and on the hard drive.[15][16]

In 2015, Sullivan presided over a FOIA lawsuit involving the matter of Hillary Clinton’s private email use while Secretary of State.[17]

The O-Man

There’s no one who seems more captivated by the idea of Barack Obama as a historical figure on a quasi-spiritual mission than the 44th president himself.
He is back with his book in hand, ready to smite the idol and restore his people’s faith.

What happened to
 “I Do Think At A Certain Point You’ve Made Enough Money”

The Typical Republican
I read that The Typical Republican is:
an extremely dependable Republican voter is a white, solidly middle- class, evangelical, native-born high school graduate in his late 50s living in the rural South, most likely in the same town he grew up in.
I vote Republican, but I don’t share some of the Republican values
Yes, I am white
Yeah middle class
Decidedly not evangelical
Graduate degree
Isn’t all the south rural to those who live in the big cities. Aren’t Atlanta and Dallas really rural to New Yorkers?
I live close to where I grew up, but I have extensively traveled all the lower 48 states, visited the other two, and lived in four states two of which are on the west coast.
Guess I don’t qualify
Group Think
Mass communications have led to group think. Even 50 years ago, there was room for different ideas.
Trump’s Legacy
Donald Trump is likely to go down in history as one of the most effective and most despised one-term presidents in American politics. So despised was he by those opposed to him that even now they won’t admit his effectiveness. But until the Covid-19 crisis, which had much more to do with bringing him down than did Joe Biden and the Democratic Party, Mr. Trump’s policies had vastly lowered unemployment rates, cut away entrepreneurially inhibiting financial regulations, and revved up the stock market. His enemies called him a racist, but his opportunity zones, prison reform and encouragement of black enterprise generally did much more for African-Americans than his African-American predecessor did. In foreign policy he cut America free from a badly conceived Iran deal, made substantial strides toward peace in the Middle East, and showed himself a greater friend to Israel than any American president in recent history.
That’s a lot, and it should have counted for a lot, had his rebarbative personality not served to negate these accomplishments. Almost daily he demonstrated he was devoid of graciousness. Without the suavity of the statesmen or the bonhomie of the practiced politician, in both his tweets and most of his public performances he revealed a taste for insult, an unrelenting boastfulness and arrogance, and a general coarseness.

Those Iron Bottom Maidens

Free advice, worth exactly what you paid for it.

There are some women, men too, for which too much is not enough. We all want to be satisfied that our spanking was enough no matter how hard or how long we may like it. Spankers don’t like to disappoint the iron bottom lasses whose will and backsides require extra effort.

The first time I spank a woman no matter how detailed she may have been before we get started, I always check in to see how she is fairing with a simple question. “Tell me the truth, am I spanking you too hard?” They always answer “No”.

Another thing I do is say “That was a 6 on a 1-10 scale, should I go up or down”

The next time, I have a much better idea of how to spank her. If she falls into what I term the Iron Bottom Lass category, there are two “tricks” that may make the spanking stand out in her mind. Neither is widely practiced, so it may well be her first experience with it.

Yeah, I Can Take More

One is rubbing mineral oil on her bottom. Any oil might do, but mineral oil is orderless and does not stain bedclothes. I give a hand spanking and then rub the oil on. She may think the spanking is over and may feel disappointed. That notion will quickly disappear when I resume with a wood paddle. I can not account for the physics of it, but the sting factor goes up by at least a magnitude. I can almost guarantee wiggling and vocals.

Water is also good, but I find it needs to be replenished after every lick. A spray bottle just can not stay up. What to do? I found that by sitting on the side of a tub with my legs inside, her OTK and the spray aimed at her bottom, the licks really count. You will get wet, the bath will get wet, but she will remember the spanking for some time. You could get the same effect in a shower made for two.

It’s Saturday

Peggy Noonan writes:

You’d think the president would take his winnings and go home, because he had them. He outperformed polls and exceeded his 2016 vote total by more than 10 million. For one brief shining moment, on Nov. 3, he’d finally expanded his base to almost 50% of the electorate. He found new sources of support.

Imagine if he’d acted even remotely normal in his first term, if he’d had the intellectual, emotional and spiritual resources to moderate himself, to act respectably. Heck, imagine if he’d worn a mask. He might have won.

If he were clever and disciplined, he’d do it differently. He’d accept the election’s outcome, if not graciously at least with finality, go home to Mar-a-Lago, play golf, and have fun torturing his party by plotting his return. “I’ll be back.”

Instead he leaves behind real and politically pointless ruin.

Cheap Shots

It’s not working that well

LOL, My Ass

I went along with Bonnie’s LOL idea for several years, trying to get along. But, I never was keen on tipping my hat to lurkers. If I had my way, there would not be any lurkers. No one could view OBB unless they made a few comments every year.

Spankable Bottoms

Just a few highly spankable bottoms for your viewing enjoyment. Please take care to not objectivize women who choose to give you a little thrill. They have been doing it since they were 12 or so.

In free fall position


Formal Attire

Wonderful Shape

One of the many talents of women is knowing how to accessorize. The pumps certainly add interest to the picture

For the word police


Where might Trump voters have got the idea that a president was illegitimate?

Two articles by different authors on the same subject

by Bill McGurn for the WSJ

“Let this grim era of demonization in America begin to end.” So spoke Joe Biden Saturday night in a speech that was as much a call for unity as a celebration of victory.

If Mr. Biden means it, he will need to show it. He might start by stating that there’s no place in his administration for anyone who joins in Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s call for a de facto blacklist of Trump supporters. This might upset some of Mr. Biden’s supporters, but that’s leadership. It’s essential even if Mr. Trump and some of his supporters make it no easier by insisting after the litigation is exhausted and the results certified, that Mr. Biden hasn’t been legitimately elected.

Wherever would Mr. Trump and his supporters get such an idea? Maybe from those who spent the past four years undermining the legitimacy of the Trump presidency.

Here’s Hillary Clinton from September 2019, nearly three years after her defeat: “He knows he’s an illegitimate president. I believe he understands that the many varying tactics they used, from voter suppression and voter purging to hacking to the false stories, he knows that there were just a bunch of different reasons why the election turned out like it did.”

Or Jimmy Carter in June 2019. “There’s no doubt that the Russians did interfere in the election. And I think the interference, although not yet quantified if fully investigated would show that Trump didn’t actually win the election in 2016. He lost the election and he was put into office because the Russians interfered on his behalf.” Asked if that meant he regarded Mr. Trump as an “illegitimate president,” Mr. Carter said yes.

In January 2017, Rep. Jerrold Nadler said he was boycotting Mr. Trump’s inauguration (along with one-third of his fellow House Democrats) because, though the president was “legally elected,” he wasn’t “legitimate.”

During impeachment, another effort to reject the 2016 election, Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the House had no choice but to act because Mr. Trump was “trying to corrupt, once again, the election for his benefit.” Not to mention the ridiculous attempts to paint a candidate who attracted more minority votes than any Republican in recent history as a champion of white supremacy.

Mr. Biden piled on with the rest of them. In the first debate he called Mr. Trump a “racist,” building on his earlier claim that Mr. Trump was America’s first racist president. During a May 2019 campaign stop in New Hampshire, a woman came up to Mr. Biden and said Mr. Trump was “an illegitimate president in my mind.” Mr. Biden’s response? “I absolutely agree.”

These aren’t MSNBC hosts or activists. They are Democratic Party leaders. Frankly, it would be difficult to find a prominent Democrat who didn’t accuse Mr. Trump of being an illegitimately elected president. It’s no coincidence the president’s critics styled themselves “the resistance.”

Those Trump supporters who are sure this election has been stolen—are they any different from the 33% of Hillary Clinton voters who, according to a poll taken immediately after Election Day 2016, said they didn’t believe Mr. Trump was legitimately elected? And might Trump voters be a little skeptical about demands for evidence from the same people who spent years accusing Mr. Trump of being a Russian agent without any evidence whatsoever?

Right now the president is demanding recounts and holding off conceding until the litigation has concluded and the results certified, which is his right. But if the result still goes against him and he responds by boycotting Mr. Biden’s inauguration or insisting he was cheated, it won’t go well for him. One look at Hillary Clinton, still sadly refusing to concede she lost in 2016, should tell him that.

But what fate has in store for Mr. Trump is less important for America’s future than what it holds for his voters. More Americans cast their votes for Mr. Trump than for any presidential candidate in American history—except Mr. Biden. Over the past four years, this half of America has been treated as the deplorables that Mrs. Clinton called them, with MAGA hats regarded as the 21st-century equivalent of white hoods.

It isn’t over, either. At the same moment Mr. Biden is being applauded for his Lincolnesque call to come together, Michelle Obama, in her own congratulatory message, reminded Mr. Biden that millions of Trump voters chose to support “lies, hate, chaos, and division.” Mrs. Obama appears not to have got the memo about not demonizing people on the other side.

Mr. Biden’s words on Saturday were exactly what the country needed to hear. But if the 71 million Americans who voted for Mr. Trump are to be reconciled, they will need to be persuaded. And for this to happen, Mr. Biden will at some point need to acknowledge the seeds he and his supporters sowed to help bring us to this bitter harvest.


by Victor Davis Hanson

Voting sanctity was not just questioned by Trump. It became a recent issue in 2016. Then-Green Party candidate Jill Stein was used as a surrogate by Hillary Clinton and the Democratic establishment — to the chagrin of her own supporters — to sue in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania to overturn the 2016 election. The charge was deliberate voting-machine irregularities, for which there was not even much anecdotal evidence.

When that failed, the Left went full Hollywood with a media blitz to convince the American people that the election was a fraud and the electors had to do their “patriotic” duty to overturn the mandates of their own state — and reject Donald Trump.

Within days of that failure, a Democratic narrative appeared that Donald Trump was an illegitimate president due to “Russian collusion.” Soon Hillary Clinton joined the “Resistance,” on the basis that Russians, not the American people, had chosen the president — a charge that eventually sabotaged Donald Trump’s first two years in office, as Robert Mueller’s 22-month, $40-million “Dream Team” failed to prove that a myth, born in efforts to delegitimize an election and a president, was after all a myth.

Indeed, within days of Trump’s inauguration, dozens of Democrats voted for impeachment, as activists wrote about the need to either impeach him, or declare him crazy — or whispered about the need for the military to become vigilant — in a manner later to be dubbed “coup porn.” Again the pretext was a false charge of Russian collusion that had delegitimized the voting.


Girdle Spankings

I grew up with Nu-West. Ed Lee knew what I liked. OK, the whips were a turn-off, but most of his pictures and films appealed to me.

This is a classic Nu-West picture. I love my spanker to be in a panty girdle. I am not a fan of the cane, so this would be better for me if she had a wooden paddle in her hand.

Like this, but I prefer a panty girdle. Some folks just can not be pleased.

Love this picture

Like long-distance calls, girdles are mostly just a memory.