The No Name Spanking Motel

In the dawn of the Internet, I posted on a spanking forum about opening a motel for spankers. I meant it in humor, but quite a few took it seriously.

Announcing The No Name Motel

We have been able to purchase a small 22-room property that will be just right for spanko’s.

The rooms are suite-style, much like the Embassy Suites units. There is also a large courtyard, with a formal garden and pool – all enclosed within a 10-foot brick wall.

Plans are being made to convert the decor of the rooms to fit popular spanko themes. Already on the drawing board are:

The Principal’s Office – The outer area will have a secretary who will embarrass you about the paddling you are going to get and then further embarrass you by witnessing your paddling. The inner area will have a large wooden desk to lean over, an equally large paddle and principal who has a terrific forehand.

Childhood rooms – Four are planned for those who miss parental discipline or for those who never got it and wished they had.  One each in pink and blue for pre-adolescents and two for troublesome teens.

The owners earnestly solicit your theme ideas for the remaining rooms. All entries will qualify you for a free two-night stay and spankings galore!

Amenities

Spankers and Spankees of both sexes are available for play, by appointment, please.

Each evening, during the complimentary cocktail hour in the courtyard, spanking games will be conducted.

The young men and women who will serve the guests in the public areas will wear white thong bikinis. Guests are permitted to pat their sweet cheeks twice once a day.

The gift shop will have a full complement of implements. All may be “experienced” prior to purchase.

Send your entry to the Jouster@wwisp.com

The Responses

(I have changed the domains to xxx in case any of the addresses are still in use)

Subject:      Re: The No Name Spanking Motel

From:         Jackie L <jbliu@xxx.net>

Ahhhh, the answer to my prayers….Spent 4 nights on the road with my Master and I’ll admit 3 of those, we were so tired from driving across this beautiful country, we just zonked, but the fourth night, or actually the next morning (we zonked the 4th night also–he’s an old man, what can I say, laughing), we had someone knocking on our door after a rather long and loud session with a two-tailed whip.

From:         ejotk@xxx.com (Ejotk)

Where is this new motel? I sure would love to visit it!

Eric

From:         ldylbug@xxx.com (Ldylbug)

Ooh, sign me up for a 2-week stay!!

From:         elissa@xxx.com (elissa)

Ok,   Sign me up for all next summer!

Let’s see, some people might like the courtroom setting, complete with Judge’s bench and gavel.  Maybe even a connected jail, with prison bars and cots…

I like the little girls’ rooms myself, but you had already planned those.

Elissa

From:         laurajb6@xxx.com (LauraJB6)

Where? When?  I do hope that this is somewhere that I can plan my next vacation for…   

I do hope that there are some nice 4 poster beds in some of the rooms…

Great idea, I hope to hear more soon…..

Laura, shivering with antici—————————-pation!!!

From:         ladikath@xxx.com (LadiKath)

It would be truly nice if all the rooms weren’t already set up, it some could just be for lovers who spank and need a private place to meet.  It should include lots of things to be tied to and over.

Katharine

From:         Skyhigh2@xxx.net (Eric)

are you for real?!