Turn Off’s

My list of requirements for a female companion is extensive before I even think about her personality or her affinity for spanking.

1) I served in the Navy, so I have seen a lot of tats. I don’t like them on men. They are a total turnoff on a woman.

2) Size matters. North of dress size 18, no way.

3) Boobs – B or C cup

4) Clothes – The scale is from Lena Dunham to Malania. The woman I am interested in dress like Malania.

5) Call me racist, must be white, Scotch-Irish white.

6) Quick with a smile.

7) No depression or drama

8) Loves sex

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