WTF – Pumpkin Edition



Images have been building up in the WTF folder.

She is scary, but some man wanted a picture of her



I can not think of a reason for this
The Brits are a little different

We all seem to like it different, but a slipper? Really. That would be like a feather to me.


It seems to me that a lot of men who want to be spanked are submissive to the extreme.  They want the woman completely in charge. They want to serve the woman and deny themselves. I learn this is Locktober, the celebration of chastity and no male orgasms. I am to believe that their women are quite happy with only oral sex. It’s a strange new world. 



With her dressed in black skimpies, putting on a cock cage would never enter my mind


Dildo’s are quite popular. Amazon sells the shit out of them. But, why would anyone think of posing this shot in the kitchen? WTF





This is totally beyond my comprehension.

Wonder Why More Submissive Men Don’t Demand This?

A Cabin Spanking

A reader describes her all day spanking.

The cabin spanking was so exciting. First I reported to him with my tightest jeans and top on for a paddling. At 11am reported to him in my cheer outfit.  At 1 pm in the garage with tight yoga pants. At 3 in the woods with just panties and top, he spanked me and gave me five with a switch mostly on my lower thighs. At 5 we took a shower together and then a wet cheek hand spanking. At 7 he tied me down on the bed with three pillows under me for an oiled strap and plenty of teasing me and my holes. It was full filling in more than one way. Then at 9 a bedtime spanking in my school uniform in white cotton panties and my air in pigtails. I got the paddle and a hand spanking and he had me bawling and feeling like a bad school girl. It was a day I will never forget. He put lotion on my cheeks and elsewhere.

The Court and the Constitution

My election predictions have always been wrong. In recent times, I never thought either Obama or Trump could be elected. So when I suggest the Blue Wave will not happen next month, you would be right to bet against me. If the Dem’s do take the House this is their plan.

Undermine Justice Kavanaugh’s authority on the Court, argue that his presence undermines the legitimacy of the Supreme Court. Would be rude and disruptive, but another exercise in hot air.

Drive Justice Kavanaugh off the Court through impeachment. Impossible as the Constitution states that the Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good BehaviourBehavior in HS, real or imagined could NOT be brought into play.

Expanding the size of the Court – Possible, it’s been done before. They would need control of both houses and the Presidency. More hot air.

What The Fight Is About
Under the Constitution, judges have the power to say what the law is, not what it should be The states that ratified the constitution authorized courts to exercise neither force nor will but merely judgment.

When the rules which govern the interpretation of laws are abandoned and the theoretical opinions of individuals are allowed to control the Constitution’s meaning we no longer have a constitution, we are under the government of individual men who for the time being have power to declare what the Constitution is according to their own views of what it ought to mean. 


In plain language, finding rights that were not found by other justices since 1790, such as same-sex marriages and a right to abortion are not the province of the courts. Both are desirable to some, but there is no right to them in the Constitution. In those cases the state control.


I Was Paddled By A Grandmother In A Wheelchair

Bacall had MAJOR surgery on her right foot. She has been four weeks in a non-weight bearing cast. She has two weeks more to go. Then two weeks in a walking cast, followed by four weeks in a boot.



So with all this going on, you can understand that no paddling has been going on here. Yesterday morning this picture showed up on my tumblr feed. It’s not the usual fare, but I never know what someone is going to post.


I have not worn tighty whities in decades, but you know that bent over anything is my fav position to take licks. The picture put my mind into overdrive wanting a paddling. I showed the picture to Bacall and she was all over it. I thought I could bend over the oval kitchen table and she could maneuver her chair to a good angle to swing the paddle.

I don’t have any tighty whities, so I put on white full cut cotton panties. I thought our little boat paddle would give her the reach she would need. She decided I should bend over two kitchen pedestal stools as they are a little lower than the table.



The paddle cracked loudly in the tiled kitchen and that always makes her happy. I thought she was swinging hard, but the licks felt so damn good I did not even flinch.

So yeah, I Was Paddled By A Grandmother In A Wheelchair and it was fun.

Kramer as an underwear model.




My Kind Of Paddling

This is a gif from a dated video clip which is no longer for sale. It’s one I would buy. It’s the kind of paddling we do. She smiles, paddles him, rubs him, hugs him, kisses him.

I found two more gifs and a still the other day. 


If anyone knows how I can get the video, please let me know. Maybe you have some more stills? Our email is always on the right-hand side at the top of the page.


Trust The Woman

Flash – The first time HRC has ever told the truth.

You ‘cannot be civil’ with Republicans, Democrats need to be ‘tougher’

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Now that the Brett Kavanaugh news cycle has all but wrapped up, CNN has returned to form and started talking about President Donald Trump’s penis again.

CNN host Don Lemon hosted Stormy Daniels on Monday to talk more about her book, and Lemon once again brought up how Daniels described Trump’s penis in her book.
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Three About Trusting The Woman

Harper Lee in To Kill A Mockingbird – Overcoming the jury’s prejudices proves too great a challenge for Atticus Finch. As the trial judge remarks, “People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for.” Mayella’s accusation is deemed credible because she is a white woman.

“In the secret courts of men’s hearts Atticus had no case,” Lee writes. “Tom was a dead man the minute Mayella Ewell opened her mouth.” 
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Democrats were so worried about Senate norms that they hid Ms. Ford’s name from Republicans for six weeks, found her a lawyer, midwifed a lie detector test whose results they still haven’t fully disclosed, and then orchestrated the rollout of her accusations. Mr. Trump’s rhetoric is too often divisive and dissembling, but no action in his Presidency comes close to matching the partisan viciousness of the Senate ambush of Brett Kavanaugh. These are today’s Democratic norms.

Republicans across America can see that the left hates them as much or more than they loathe Mr. Trump. Conservatives understand that, for the American left, they are all deplorables now.

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Lawsuit ‘mean girls’ of targeting boy with false allegations

The lawsuit — filed in Pittsburgh on the eve of Mean Girls Day — alleges that T.F. “was forced to endure multiple court appearances, detention in a juvenile facility, detention at home, the loss of his liberty and other damages until several of the girls reluctantly admitted that their accusations were false” this summer.
The lawsuit contends T.F. was bullied on multiple occasions by classmates.
The lawsuit alleges the boy was further damaged from “gender bias” by school officials and Goldinger’s office, which even after learning the girls’ accusations were false “did not take any action against the females involved,” said attorney Craig Fishman of Pittsburgh, who represents the Floods.

“(T.F.) was basically being tortured in school by the other students and investigators, but the administration was only focused on protecting the girls who were lying,” Fishman said. “Once the allegations were proven false, they really didn’t care one bit about T.F. and there has been absolutely no repercussions against the girls.”


If you care to read the whole article

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If you wear a mask, you are a coward and if you are not a terrorist, you want to be considered as one. I will treat you as a terrorist.

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If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
  
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democratic in the November election.

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I can’t stop, so much in the news this week. I abandoned the believe the woman theme with the picture of the Antifa thugs. But, I can’t shut up. You will not see this on the evening news.

By the narrowest of margins, the U.S. Senate rejected legislation Wednesday that would have subjected patients with expensive illnesses to soaring premiums, canceled coverage and medical bankruptcy. You might expect such legislation to have been introduced by Republicans and defeated by Democrats, but you’d be wrong. Democrats sought to deny care to the sick. Republicans stopped them.

Yep, it happened. In same week BernieCare is back. 

Medicare for All would finance health care through taxes instead of insurance premiums, deductibles and co-pays. All care would then be “free” in the Venezuelan sense of the word. Government would dramatically cut the reimbursement rates doctors receive for providing services. All this would lower administrative costs and make health care more efficient, or so we’re told. And we’re not supposed to call this “government-run health care,” though who do you think would make the payment decisions?

The truth is that BernieCare would essentially blow up the entire current health system. The Sanders bill would eliminate employer-sponsored insurance, which now covers some 150 million Americans.