Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.
♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That’s common sense leaving your body
♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that!
♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
♦ I can’t understand why women are OK that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, ” Sag Harbor .”