The Way I Heard It

This has nothing to do with spanking.  Let’s say this post celebrates the end of January.

Mike Rowe tells true stories on his podcast The Way I Heard It. This is a story I heard. It may be true.

The Bob Marshall Wilderness in Montana is remote and huge. If you want to go there, you hike. There are no roads. You will crest several saddles covered with scree. It’s ain’t easy. US Navy SEALS love a challenge, especially something that no one has done before. Bragging rights are cherished. A few years back, some SEALS decided that ‘The Bob’ was a suitable challenge if they did it in February. Nothing like post-holing through snow.

The Forest Service has a few cabins in remote parts of ‘The Bob’ so they can make sure no one steals the forest. The year the SEALS were there one cabin was “manned” for the winter by a young woman. By February she had seen no one for months. Imagine how thrilled she was to see some of the fittest fun-loving men in the world on her doorstep.

We Took The Test

We took the test at I am not at all sure the results correctly measure spanko’s as BDSM is vastly different from our interests.

It shows we are both switches. It also has some surprises like I am way more vanilla than Bacall and she is more experimental. Another surprise or anomaly, the scores indicate that I am both more submissive and dominant than she is. I know there is something amiss as it shows me as more of an exhibitionist than her when I know it’s actually the other way around.

Over 600 views in the first 6 hours and not a single comment.

Better than a mime. For fun take the test. At the end of the test, you will be offered several options. One will be to copy your top 10 to your clipboard. You could then paste your top 10 as a comment. [Assuming comments will actually work]

Real World School Paddling

Hands63 wrote this real-life spanking encounter in response to the recent School Paddling post.
I was in junior high school at the time.  My father had recently died and I was, in short, a troubled kid.
I was mad at the world and my mother couldn’t control me by herself. My dad was the one who kept us in line. I got into all sorts of trouble at that time on the streets and in school especially. Surprisingly I was a rather smart kid, so my schoolwork wasn’t affected, my grades were well above average. My real problem was I just hated being in school and being told what to do. 
Anyway, I was also going through that phase in life where girls were becoming my main focus. Hell,  I got my first blowjob at 14 on a class train trip to Washington DC.
My best friend at the time was my main pal, Tommy. The two of us were always involved in some plan, usually, one which wasn’t totally legit.
We had found a way at school to spy on the girls in their shower room in their gym area. The school had two gyms, one for the boys and the other for the girls and the lockers and showers were sandwiched between them, sort of back to back. 
These were the days of segregation between boys and girls and it was strictly a no-no to even attempt to peek. 
We found a way to get up into the suspended ceiling in our locker room by moving the ceiling tiles and climbing up into the space above them. Once there we crawled over several yards of ductwork and found the grills that were over the girl’s showers. 
We’d go up there when we could and just watch the show of naked girls showering. Then one fatal day we went up and while the show was on, Tommy slipped and went crashing down through the ceiling, landing in the girl’s shower. I can still hear the screaming. I tried to crawl back to our locker room and get the hell out of there but I got caught just as I left the room and ran straight into the girl’s gym teacher who had come running when she heard the screaming. She grabbed me and I couldn’t break loose. Then the second female gym teacher arrived and went into the locker room and found Tommy still on the floor. The girls were all told to get dressed and get out. We were escorted off to the dean’s office. We were still in our gym outfits which were just gym shorts and t/shirt. 
Needless to say, there was a big commotion over what we did. Threats of suspension from school even maybe being expelled. The dean had us sit while he called for our parents to come up to school. Meantime while we waited they got together the girls who were in the shower at the time and also called their parents as well to come up to the school.  
My mother arrived as well as Tommy’s and in short time the mothers of the girls who were in the shower also showed up and they were furious. We not only heard it from our mothers but the dean, the gym teachers, and all the other mothers. One mom, in particular, wanted blood. 
This was like a federal crime at that time seeing a girl naked. No one really knew how to handle it. 
The dean proposed suspension and since it was near the end of the school year he also said we wouldn’t be allowed to participate in the graduation ceremonies. Not like we cared. 
My mom was willing to go along with whatever since she had just about given up trying to handle me. Tommy’s mom as well was agreeable to whatever they decided. However, I go back to the one mother of this one girl (Ashley) who felt that what they suggested wasn’t good enough for the crime. She stated and quite loudly, “if it were up to me I’d blister both their bottoms so they’d never do it again“.
Suddenly, all heads turned and looked at us and an overwhelming nod of agreement filled the room. Even our moms thought it was a perfect solution. So they agreed to do it but again Ashely’s mom felt that once we were let go home it wouldn’t happen. She wanted justice done there and then.
Then came the proposal by Ashley’s mom that she’d do it but that wasn’t going to happen. The female gym teacher spoke out and suggested that as long as our mothers were in agreement and it would satisfy the rest of all involved that the school should administer the punishment, namely the gym teachers and all would witness. 
So that was the decision. We were led into the adjoining conference room. All the mothers followed. The dean arranged two chairs in the front of the room while everyone else took a seat in the front row. One of the gym teachers took hold of my hand and led me to one of the chairs. Tommy did the same with the other teacher. They each seated themselves while we stood waiting at their sides for everyone else in the room to get settled.
Finally, I heard the dean once again ask everyone if this is in agreement and heard all the yes replies. He looked at us and told us what was about to happen and then instructed the two teachers to begin. 
I can still see the eyes of that teacher. She turned to me and told me to look directly into her eyes and not to look anywhere else. I was so scared I obeyed completely. While I was fixed on her stare she grabbed my shorts and pulled them down and in one move got me over her lap.  I remember looking to my right and seeing Tommy in the same position over the lap of the second teacher. 
Without warning the spanking began and it went on for some time. I can’t say I heard anything from the crowd of onlookers because I was already in tears crying, not just from the spanking but from the embarrassment of the situation. There I was, on a teachers lap, people watching me get spanked and I’m bare bottomed. I could hear the slaps on our bottoms echoing in that room. 
I would say she gave me a good five minutes of her best effort. I knew I got a good spanking that day. Finally, I heard the dean call for an end and the gym teacher reached down and pulled up my shorts so I wouldn’t have to stand up exposing myself.
We were scolded again after the spankings and finally allowed to leave with our mothers
Side story 
Tommy was one of the friends I lost in Vietnam years later. 
Ashley, l fucked that summer after graduation. 
Spanking became part of my life. 

No animals were harmed in the production of this movie. 


Yet another post of unrelated images that interest me.

I don’t think I have ever posted a picture of a gal in thights before. [Oops, a sentence that ends in a preposition. The word police is agast] Back to the picture. She is cute. I would not be suprised if she likes having her bottom smacked. One of Phoebe’s lines was … and an ass that will not quit. Seems to apply here.

Speaking of smack. I think we can deduce she most definitely apprciates having her bottom spanked.

Who Knew?

Hold on to your drawers. Just the panties from Agent Provocateur cost $330 on sale. Regular $675. Plus they charge $20 shipping. We like dressing up in lingerie, but this is too much for us.

Imagine you are driving down a Forest Service road along the Rogue River in southern Oregon and you see this. What do you do?

At The Office

Bacall saw this drawing and wrote about it.

They take work seriously at Women, Inc. an employment agency for women, staffed by women.  Meg, the mail room girl, has been doing a sloppy job and she lost an important piece of mail for Peggy that resulted in her losing a substantial commission. Peggy reported it to Elizabeth, the manager. Elizabeth took the situation in hand.

You want to guess which one Bacall sees herself as in the picture? Meg, Peggy or Elizabeth?

From The Vault – Thigh Spanking

We hope you are enjoying the long weekend. We hope that YOU are hopeful that 2018 will be a less continuous year. It’s up to all of us to do that.

Now to spanking. I am going to repost some topics that interest us. 

Frying the thigh’s is not for everyone. We like it. [Ronnie does not. Got that]

Bacall got us started on it a long time back. I found these posts about it on OBB.

A Thigh Fry

And something new