Month: December 2017

Year End Potpourri

This post to post images that interest me, but have no relationship to one another.

 First a drawing sent to us by Brian. Thanks, we like interaction. It is by Constaine Razoumov. It was done in Paris. If you like it, Google his name, there are dozens more.


Now we move to New Zealand where they have all sorts of zany ways to decorate fences. This is one style.


I look at the background of pictures, just as much as the subject. See the sign for 15 cent dogs? That dates the picture as much as the lingerie.
We have never seen hose quite like these. We like them.


Did you get this present?


We have never seen any like these. She gets points for her points.
So spank me


In climbing aerobatics, she gets extra points.
We love Utah.




And In Closing


Happy New Year

Try an extra helping of kindness in 2018


Spanking In A Winter Wonderland

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Spanking In A Winter Wonderland

Paddles ring, are you listening
On his knee, bottom’s clenching
A beautiful sight, we’re naughty tonight
Spanking in a winter wonderland.
Gone away are my panties
Want to play, I keep chanting
My bottom is bare
You can’t touch me there
Spanking in a winter wonderland.
In the bedroom, we can build a fire.
I’ll regret those bratty things I said.
You’ll say I’ve been naughty, I’ll say no sir!
You’ll spank me ’til my bottom’s crimson red!
Later on as you scold me
I will pout and you will hold me
Though it’s a lie
I say I’ll be nice

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Spanking in a winter wonderland.

Composed by Charlie the Spankette, 1999

The performers


Bacall, Beth, Shari, Denise and the composer Charlie



Red Panty Days

Bacall started wearing red panties last Wednesday. She has enough to last through Christmas without washing. She expects to be paddled every day. Jeesh, a man gets no rest.

I only have two pair of red panties. We coordinated this morning and gave each other a few pops with the Santa spoon. (See below) We made a run to Costco and gave each other a few more pops when we got back. She was feeling bulletproof and kept her bottom sticking out and wiggling until I got her to the right temperature. She said she wanted to say “Is that all you got”, but was able for once to keep it to herself.

After I wrote the above, Bacall decided she wanted to post.

It’s the Christmas season. Sometimes I have the Christmas Spirit and sometimes I don’t.  This year I have lots of Christmas Spirit. The den and dining room are decorated and the living room is in the process.  Cards are written and will be mailed Monday and the gifts are purchased.  I may even get around to wrapping them next week. And it’s cold and it snowed in the deep South last night.  It was wonderful to get up and see all the lawns covered in snows – not much but it’s such a rare occasion for us.

Another thing that helps me get in the Christmas Spirit is wearing red panties every day.  Bogey, bless his heart, has to give me paddle pops every day.  It’s a chore, but he puts forth great effort to make sure my bottom is nice and warm.  He has a pair of nice silk underwear with Santa climbing down the chimney.  That is a tradition also.  The one thing about all of this is the red paddle gets used.  It has been used for many years but has never gotten any softer.  It still has a major sting.  I don’t know why, but when I am bent over with my red panties, I start moving my bottom from side to side – harder to hit a moving target, right?  Sometimes I even sing a little and I feel feisty and today, I even said is that all you can do! Sometimes, my mouth overloads my fanny.


 The 12 Days Of Christmas

 We have been doing the 12 Days Of Christmas for decades. The first post I can find about it was in 2012.

 Not being good Episcopalians, it was only a few years ago that we found out the 12 Days start after Christmas Day, not before.

 The traditional Christian celebration of Christmas starts with The season of Advent on the fourth Sunday before Christmas, and for nearly a month Christians await the coming of Christ in a spirit of expectation, singing hymns of longing. Then, on December 25, Christmas Day itself ushers in 12 days of celebration, ending only on January 6 with the feast of the Epiphany.

 We will do our 12 Days, quietly, after Christmas. Our Santa spoon is already hanging on the hearth. It will warm up two bottoms.


Sexier Than Guess Her Muff – Redux

I did not have a post for today. So I thought I would have a little fun by misleading folks looking for muff pictures.

A post that gets more views than it deserves is a 2013 post titled Sexier Than Guess Her Muff. People Google ‘Guess Her Muff’ and wind up on a post which has no muffs. 😇😇  

Here’s your muff for today.


The second most popular post this month has been about men being spanked by their Mother-In-Laws. It just popped to the top of the charts last week.

Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza

Why mess around with little cookies, when you can have a huge slice of gooey triple chocolate cake.

BLACK RUSSIAN BUNDT CAKE
Triple chocolate – what could be wrong with this?

 1 Duncan Hines Yellow Cake Mix (or Chocolate, or Fudge)
1 5.9 oz. Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
4 eggs
3/4 c. water
1/4 c. Kahlua
1/4 c. Vodka
1 c. cooking oil
2 rounded TBs Cocoa
1/2 c. sugar

Heat oven to 350 degrees.
Mix all ingredients together.
Beat about 2 minutes at medium speed or until batter is smooth.
Pour into a large Bundt cake pan that has been greased (I use butter).
Bake @ 350 for 55-60 minutes.
Cool 10 minutes in pan.
Pour glaze over cake.

Glaze
Mix the following in a cup with a pouring spout.
1/2 c. powdered sugar
2 rounded TBs cocoa
1/4 c. Kahlua

I have cut the Vodka used in the cake in half in the last few years as my taste has changed. 
It does not keep fresh long, so either have friends or an appetite.
No wine known to us goes well with it. So get sloshed first.

2017 Online Cookie Exchange Participants

selkie (recipe here)

How Much Anonymity Do You Need?


I notice that in amateur spanking (and porn) pictures and clips, the woman’s face is often shown. While a man’s is usually hidden. In one picture the guy is wearing a ski mask. This seems to be the rule in amateur porn. There are numerous spanking blogs by women, but very few by men. [I am talking about blogs with words, not Tumblr sites] Women more frequently comment on spanking blogs than men and nearly always with a web persona, while men comment anonymously.

What do you think causes the disparity? Why do men feel the need to hide, while women can appear to be more open and still remain anonymous?

Our kinky email address, mybottomburns at gmail dot com, provides all the anonymity we need. No one will discover real names, home address, etc by corresponding with anyone using a Gmail address. It is just not possible.

You can maintain your anonymity posting comments with a Google, WordPress, etc web persona identity.

I probably will not convert skeptics with this post. So be it. I tried.


Can You Trace an Email Address?
Yes and No. Depends on many factors. But, Gmail will ONLY trace back to Google IP addresses. 

Sometimes the initiating IP can be located and can be looked up to determine from where the message was sent. In the case of residentail use, the IP address location information DOES NOT contain your street name, house number, or phone number. The trace will most likely determine the city and the ISP the sender used. Beyond that, you would need a court order.

Location is even more difficult to trace from an email sent using a hot spot from a cell phone.