Well, here we are in another year. You would think I would make the first post of the year special. Sorry to disappoint. Just two mildly humorous items.
I looked for the official definition of Spankette and found this:
a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.
a. That girl’s nothin’ but a spankette – look at how she’s behaving, what a naughty tease – somone should take her over their knee… and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she’s kinda on the skinny side, but she’s a pure spankette – man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette’s about to get a well deserved you-know-what.
Fine, but this also popped up in the search:
It notes that The mid-sized paddle is a fabulous all-around tool for most stirring needs. Some one there is a spanko.
I find the -ette suffix on the T to be incongruent. You think?
And she keeps a messy house.