When Men Were Men – For Many, Apparently Never

Have your ever noticed that many of the songs from the 50/60’s had guys whining about losing a girl and begging her to take him back? I admit I did it once, big time, and I regret it to this day. What the girls wanted was a guy that would take charge, make decisions and not whine – ever.

Bacall says this song expressed what she was thinking before we met.

Johnny I said we were through,
Just to see what you would do.
You stood there, and hung your head,
Made me wish that I were dead.

Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad.
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had.
I want a brave man, I want a cave man,
Johnny show me that you care, really care for me.

Every time you dance with me, 
You let Freddy cut in constantly.
When he does, you never speak.
Must you always be so meek?

Oh Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad.
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had.
I want a brave man, I want a cave man,
Johnny show me that you care, really care for me.

Every girl wants someone who,
She can always look up to.
You know I love you, of course,
Let me know that you’re the boss.

Oh Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad.
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had.
I want a brave man, I want a cave man,
Johnny show me that you care, really care for me.

It may be thought of as cave man mentality today, but it was what girls wanted then. The man was expected to decide where to go and what to do.

A niece told us she did not want a John Wayne man. She married a wimp. She walked all over him. That marriage lasted a year. She is now engaged to a John Wayne type with a Ranger scroll who hopes to make it to a Ranger Battalion. 

All Smiles – IV

We are still on the road seeking sights and adventure for several more weeks. Internet access is not always available. So I came up with a series of picture posts which I can upload and schedule to publish at a future time. They may appeal more to men that like to be spanked, than women. The theme is All Smiles, just what I want the women putting a paddle to me doing. I found enough pictures in the vault to do several posts. Many of them have been around for a long time, but I hope you will find the reprise to be enjoyable.

Happy spankers, happy bottoms. No scolding, no lessons to be learned, just hot bottoms.

Spanked By My Mother In Law

Being spanked by the wife’s Mother seems to be common fantasy of many men. I wonder why?

This comment, taken from another blog, is typical.

I have seen these pictures a couple of times, very good, and really filled a void at times in my life. I especially recall the male standing naked before what I assumed was his wife and mother-in-law both holding hair brushes and the next picture he was over his mother-in-law lap. I kept this picture hidden, then forgot about it, my wife found it. My mother-in-law had spanked me, my wife waited until I messed up again and it was at her mother’s. She showed her Mom the picture and I was soon that male, naked, both women holding a hairbrush and soon over my mother-in-law lap and then my wife.

Anything is possible, but I wonder how many times a man has been spanked by his MIL?

Assume The Position

Images such as these ever so popular assume the position pictures stir spanko’s minds, both male and female. It’s an image that still sticks in my mind from school days! I have to admit it would have been more fun to watch those tight skinny jeans getting well heated than feeling that heat myself! With office personnel and often other students just on the other side of the door, there was much self imposed pressure when getting swats at school to take it quietly and get it over as fast as possible. And it was very hard to stay in this position to be paddled! You somehow managed to do so as you sure didn’t want to risk extra swats.

These two images really show how something realistic can stir our emotions. Instead of the more common naked pupil/teacher spankings, which never happened.

I wonder how many of us would “go back to school” for a paddling now. If only you would know about it and the paddler would look and act just like your dream paddler. You would just go into this spankverse, get your paddling just like you want it and exit back to the world and no one else would know.  

It was quite a view in the hallway hands on ankles, sticking it out to get the dreaded paddle! Yes, I remember it well as I tried to hold it in so they didn’t think it hurt! Yeah right, like that worked. The paddle always won!

When they sent someone out of class for the hallway talk it was scary; but yet exciting in a way as long as it wasn’t you. It was such a distinct sound echoing down those long hallways as the paddle landed! If you were sitting in class you knew someone was getting it in the hall way! We had one teacher who would open the door to the classroom if she heard it, so that we could all hear it that much more clearly, just to make an impression. It worked.

25 Things

25 things you never needed to know about me, that now you do.

1.About how old were you when you first knew you were kinky? 

2.Will you eat something if it falls on the floor? 
Maybe, depends on what it is. Nuts, yes. Broccoli, no.

3.Have you ever kept a personal memento of a lover like their hair or nail clippings or other? 

4.If you could affordably and safely keep any unusual animal as a pet, what would you choose? 
Alpaca’s and Vicuna’s.

5.If you could tell someone from your past about your lifestyle, who would it be? 
There were several women I worked with who came on to me and mentioned spanking. I did not take it forward and I wish that I had at least admitted I understood what they wanted and I was a fellow spanko. 

6.Who was the absolute worst person you’ve ever known? 
My last boss, an insecure tyrant.

7.If you could enact a law, what would it be and what would the penalty be for breaking it? 
Everyone would have to do what I want – world domination. A horrible death.

8.If the only way you could continue to live a kinky lifestyle was to switch to the role opposite of the one you are currently in, would you or could you do it?
I have no idea how a switch could switch other than give it all up. So hell no.

9.If you could be part of a TV family would you choose the Partridge family, the Addams family, or the Waltons? 
Gag! I never watched the Addams family so know nothing about them, so I guess it would be them.

10.Has anyone besides you or your S.O. ever seen your or your S.O.’s  butt when it was still red from a spanking, and if so, who was it?
Several women who have paddled me and the men who have spanked Bacall.

11.If you had to dispatch a zombie, other than a gun, what would be your implement of choice? 
HRC, she is deadly. Quite a trail of bodies that led to her.

12.Would you rather fool around with a vampire, alien, or mer-maid/man? 
I don’t think about such things.

13.Have you ever professed your religious tolerance by saying, “I don’t care what you believe as long as you believe in something.”? 

14.In which fictional bar would you prefer to drink: Quark’s Bar, Cheers Pub, Rick’s Café Americain, or the Leaky Cauldron? 

15. What is your fondest memory involving a nipple? 

16.Confess the most prejudiced or un-PC thing you actually believe to be true. 
Prejudice and un-PC are not at all similar. In fact PC is a prejudice against someone making factual statements that are not welcomed. 

17.What’s the most desperate thing you’ve ever used to wipe your butt?

18.When you finally die, how would you like to go out? And conversely, what is the worst way to die? 
In my sleep. The worst would be a slow painful death.

19.What was the strangest way you ever achieved an orgasm? 
None that seem strange to me. Rubbed with a hand or lips, by a vibrator or just plain vaginal penetrative sex. 

20.If you could get away with it, who would you most like to bludgeon to death? 
HRC and her many friends. You see a theme here?

21.Can you eat with chopsticks? 
Yes, or I could the last time I tried 30 plus years back.

22. What sexual experiment of yours ended the most disastrously?
Don’t think this ever happened. Of course, maybe it was a disaster for her?

23.If you suddenly went all 1950’s Sci-Fi, would you rather begin to grow or shrink, and how would you work that into your sex life?
I am not programmed to think in such a manner.

24.Which sounds most like ‘you’: A kaleidoscope: a. works on principles of physics and optics, b. is a toy you’ll never see these darned modern day kids enjoying, c. is a rainbow in a blender, or d. reminds me of my last acid trip?
All of the above.

25.And finally, just what is the largest thing you’ve ever had up your ass?
The infernal thing the urologist used to biopsy my prostate.