Getting Paddled


We have not written about our paddling’s in a long time. They happen. But, we lack the skill to describe them in different ways, so we don’t bore you with them. You know we don’t engage in punishment or discipline – faux or real. We are not needy that way. So how do we get paddled? Well, one way is to ask for it. Surely, you have had conversations with mates about sexual things you would like to try. Surely. Well paddling is sexual for us, so expressing our need to take 20 licks with the Principal’s paddle on the bare is sexual for us.

Our favorite spanking blogger, Ronnie, needs a reason to be spanked, but nothing in the bad behavior department. Ronnie can very easily give her husband a reason to spank her. Recently she wore his underwear and made sure he knew it. Bingo, Ronnie got spanked. Other times she will engage in some cheeky banter to elicit a trip over his knee.

Bacall is equally adapt in earning a spanking. Yesterday, she confessed to me that she had not worn underwear while gardening. I advised her that such behavior merited a paddling. She skipped down the hall humming, had a bath and dressed in a black bra, panties, thigh high hose, and a see through slip. She accessorized with a black and white necklace and dangly ear rings. I followed her color scheme and got out a black leather paddle and a fearsome wooden paddle painted black.

All this had an effect on me, so I decided I wanted a paddling the next day. I am not as adapt as she is in coming up with reasons, so if I don’t want to ask directly, I can put on panties and make sure she sees them. The panties don’t stay on long, as she soon has me bent over the bed putting the wood to me.


In March we posted this happy trio.


Recently, I saw this drawing featured on Chross and could not resist revisiting the theme.

trio2 Being a switch, this appeals to me. I would gladly assume the position. Well, maybe. I had the chance more than once but was always too shy to do it.

Mars and Venus

z red panda

Have you noticed that men and women are different? We are rarely thinking the same thing when it comes to relationships, interaction with each other, etc. We may find agreement in the sciences, but not in how we drive, cook and or much else.

Women are playful. Men are not. Girls play with each other. Boys hit other boys, girls and any damn thing with sticks.

Here’s a small way we are different. A few short weeks back I did a post of pictures of two women with bare bottoms. Sometimes they were touching each other. How many pictures have you seen of men touching each other’s bottoms?

the difference - women

Quite normal, nothing odd here

the difference - men

When I saw this, I thought this is a first. I showed it to Bacall and her eyes opened wide. What does this say about men? Why are they so few of pictures of more than one man being spanked? Are we homophobic?

Would I have done this when my bottom was these guys age? Probably not. Would I now? probably not.

So men want multiple female spankers, but not other men being spanked with them.

WTF – In The Kitchen

I have given Bacall some pops in the kitchen while we were cooking. But, it has never been our room of choice for play. It sure is a popular room for some judging by pictures on the web.

wft kitchen paddling

wtf kitchen cooking

If Kelly Payne’s objects, I will be pleased to delete the whole post.

wtf kitchen dildo

We used to have cook in the nude nights, but never near hot grease. I have no idea why she has on a dildo any more than why the kitchen was selected for spanking depicted in the pictures above. Some pictures pose more questions than they answer.


Perfectly attired for dishwashing


Now, this looks like fun.

bottom0234Say, maybe I am missing something? Bacall. bottom0236