Girls In Yoga Pants

I was looking at a non-spanking web site other day that has links to articles of interest to me, such as science, history, culture and always some pictures of women, some nudes. I don’t share his tastes in women, but once in awhile one will catch my eye. This one sure as heck did. Takes my breath away. Even the lovely Bacall did not have this when she was 25.

Girl-in-Yoga-PantsIt was labeled Girls in Yoga Pants. I decided to Google that phrase and see if there were more. Hell, yes. I keyed in ‘Girls in’ and Google suggested ‘Girls in Yoga Pants’ with 44 million links. I looked at a few of the sites, but saw nothing as dramatic as the one above. I have seen a few of these pants in the wild, but I had no idea how popular they were. I am just commenting on and trying to catch up with the culture. You pervs can Google for your own well shaped bottoms in yoga pants.


How about a Willie classic. He is backed by an orchestra with strings. His Trigger is not in sight.

The Panty Drawer

A lot of men have spent time rummaging in women’s panty drawers. I am one of them. Not a lot of time rummaging. And not a lot of drawers, but I am guilty. I should be spanked. If I had a older sister, I am sure I would have reached the level of depravity required to go through her panty drawer. 

In f/m fiction, being caught going through panty drawers or wearing panties are popular reasons for a paddling.
I would like to know how many men have worn panties at one time or another. Maybe I could get a grant to interview women to find out their knowledge on this.

Miss Chris

I have always been open with Bacall about my love of panties and thankfully she accepts my fetish. She likes the feel of my bottom through panties as much I enjoy rubbing my hand over her bottom when she has on some silky ones.

We have long enjoyed going panty shopping together. It’s a cheap date. We often buy matching panties, then go home and paddle one another in them. Call it extended foreplay. We decide to it, drive to a store, shop, and then drive home; the anticipation building all the time.

One time, she wanted me to paddle her in every pair she had in her good panty drawer. We didn’t make it. After a half dozen pair or so, I ravaged her. The girl has too many panties. hmmm, I don’t recall her ever trying the same with me.

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I had this post uploaded for publication. I woke up this morning and realized that I had wanted to take a picture of us in our new panties. So I put a pair on and walked in the den where Bacall was reading. She admitted that she had been thinking the same thing. So she put on the other pair and we paddled each other. And then did you know what. A fine way to start the day. Panties and paddling go hand-in-glove.

Thin are they?

Stolen Mime

Bacall’s answers are first. Got it? Bacall is on top.

The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?

Someone fun, inviting us to go someplace fun


When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

Sometimes, if it’s close

I will walk 30 yards, not much more

In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?

A talker, but trying to be more of a listener


Do you take compliments well?

I always smile and say thank you.

I either silently accept a compliment or just say thanks.

Are you an active person?

not really

If my feet would still allow it, I would be more active

If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?


I could survive for a few days in most environments. In an arid region, I would probably not find water.

Did you ever go to camp as a kid?


No tent camping, but at hunting camps

What was your favorite game as a kid?

I don’t remember playing any games

Cowboys, baseball, blowing things up

A sexy person is pursuing you, but you know that he/she is married, would you?


Would I have an affair?  No. But I would enjoy the attention and it could be in front of Bacall

Are you judgmental?


Oh Yez

Do you like to pursue or be pursued?


Ditto, just lazy

Use three words to describe yourself.

Loving, kind, good friend

Sharing, too full of myself, and too critical 

If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?



Are you continuing your education?


Yes, audit graduate courses

Do you know how to shoot a gun?


Former marksman, now I try to point the end with the hole in it away from me 

How often do you read books?

Every day

Constantly reading

Do you think more about the past, present or future?

The present and sometimes the future

I am more in the past. I don’t worry about the future.

What is your favorite children’s book?

I loved Nancy Drew Mysteries and the biographies of our early American history

I devoured Tom Hardy books

Where is your ideal house located?

where I am

Pacific Palisades, over looking the bay

Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties or grannies?

briefs now 

Some days boxers, some days briefs, some days panties

Last person you talked to?

Our daughter


Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?



What are your keys on your keychain for?

House, car and RV

House and car

Where was the furthest place you traveled today?

14 miles to a luncheon

No plans to leave the house today

Where is your current pain?

None yet

My back and right foot

Do you like mustard?


Yes, very much

Do you prefer to sleep or eat?

Eat, then sleep.


Do you look like your mom or dad?

Some of each or so I’m told

Not at all. Ringer for my paternal grandfather.

How long does it take you in the shower?

About 5 minutes

Less than 5, unless Bacall is with me

What movie do you want to see right now?

Captain Phillips


What did you do for New Year’s?

Same as any other night

No more all night bashes for us. Sometimes we go out for dinner with friends

What was the cause of your last accident?