Well Dressed

Bacall and I lament the passing of dressing up. This is from CBS Sunday Morning:


There was a time when a woman really made an entrance! Remember? Skirts swished, heads turned . . . and it wasn’t for a red carpet event, either.

It was for dinner, or going shopping.

What happened?

These days, anything goes. Shorts and flip-flops are fine for any occasion. And so are pajamas.

Dressing up? A quaint and bygone custom.

Have we become a nation of slobs?

Professor Linda Przybyszewski teaches a class called “A Nation of Slobs” at the University of Notre Dame.

“My students very often are floored by the beauty of some of the vintage pictures I show them.”

Proper dressing was so important, it was taught in school, from first grade through college. And baring all, she says, is not an artistic ideal.

“There’s got to be a happy medium between wearing a burka and running around half-naked,” said Przybyszewski.

So, Giles asked, were the Sixties involved in taking us down this spiral.

“I think style just moved toward simplicity. and eventually slipped into stupidity,” said Przybyszewski.

Jared Clemmensen said dressing sloppily is an intentional “I don’t care” statement. “I see people in the dining hall, and they’re wearing pajama bottoms. I’m like, ‘Are you really wearing those? Like, are you trying to make a statement?’


Being well dressed still counts for something at OBB.

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Spencer Paddles

In a recent post, “Home and School Paddling”, I used a picture that had a paddle with holes in it. The paddle had a few comments.

I’m a warm up girl, both giving and receiving. That looks like quite a paddling, too. You need to be careful with Spencer paddles, while they do the job they can also blister. – Aunty Andrea

I’ve heard of Spencer paddles but luckily never had the pleasure of one. – Ronnie

I am a warm up guy….ouch, the paddling’s are hard and fast for me. Nice post and hate the Spencer paddle, too serious for my tastes but it does leave an impact. – Ron


Here is our take on paddles with holes in them, Spencer paddles to some. They are no more and no less than a like wood paddle that does not have holes. There are many variables in how a paddle feels, and it is not limited to the paddle itself, but also to how it is applied. If a wood paddle is used like club, it is going to feel like a club. There is a right way to do it. Stop by and I will be pleased to demonstrate until you fully understand.

As for the paddle itself, there are many variables, such as density of the wood, length and width, thickness and so on. I have made many paddles and I never know for sure how it is going to feel until I test it. My product tester has always been Bacall. We both like sting over thud, so our paddles are made from low density woods, such as southern pine or birch. If a paddle tests OK, I may take the time to drill holes in it – just for show. Bacall’s personal fav paddle has holes.

If the paddle will be used on the bare skin, I suggest counter sinking the holes so skin does not get pinched. That would not be a good thing. The paddle below does have the holes countersunk. I would have made them a little wider.



I like this woman, she looks like she can make a bottom smart, but she does not have a good grip on the paddle.


The Spencer paddle The Holy Terror of implementsA better grip with the thumb on top.

More Agglomeration

Another phone it in post while we are in the wilds of the Snake River.

Is it Christmas again already? We all need a pair of these.

So you are walking about your estate and out she pops. Now what?

cute butts I have no idea what they are up to, but talk about two pair of well formed buttocks. I am off to the gym.
Miss yellow shorts seems to be swooning.

Wet Bottom Spankings

O Ye of little faith!
We have written four times of enhancing the sting by spanking a wet bottom. I see it was recently covered on MBS and other blogs. I don’t suppose it has anything to do with MBS having a readership of several hundred thousand while OBB has on a good day 3,000 readers. No, it could not be that.

This was settled science on the now defunct SSS forum over a decade ago.

Go get to your local pharmacy and purchase a bottle of Glycerin, rub it on the chosen bottom and paddle away. You will notice a new response right away.

Previously on OBB about wet bottom spanking:

White Panty Monday

Ode to Belts – II

Bacall Paddles Me OTK

Where’s my brain?


Nothing of great import today, as if there ever is. Today, just some images with my captions. The lusty Hermoine wants you to do the work. Here at OBB we spend countless hours dreaming up things for your entertainment. Right.

art misbehave-poster I fletched this from somewhere. Thanks. As a matter of fact, a bit of sassy attitude does get me get turned on. So go for it, please.


art office slutThis is a fantasy of Bacall’s. Act a little naughty and get spanked by the boss.

You should have seen her bend over in her micro-mini skirts back when.


art pinup Girls Just Want To Have Fun


art wants-a-spanking The lament of far too many women


This meme has been going around and we needed a post, so we made it a twofer, first Bacall on me.


1. He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
Science or history

2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Any kind of dressing is good with him

3. The most striking thing about his physical appearance?
He’s tall

4. You go out to eat and have a drink; what does he order?
Black Russian

5. Where did he go to high school?
The only one in the county we live in

6. What size shoe does he wear?

7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
History books

8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?
Peanut Butter & Jelly

9. What would he eat every day if he could?
Prime Rib

10. What is his favorite cereal?
Steel cut oatmeal

11. What would he never wear?
Starched shirts

12. What is his favorite sports team?

13.Who did he vote for?
The most conservative one

14. Who is his best friend?

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?
Talk too much

16. What is his heritage?

17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind?
doesn’t like cake – would bake an apple pie

18. Did he play sports in high school?

19. What could he spend hours doing?
Looking at red rocks

20. What is one unique talent he has?
He’s very smart


And now me on her


1. She’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
A movie, probably a B&W western

2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does she get on her salad?

3. The most striking thing about her physical appearance?
Her smile

4. You go out to eat and have a drink; what does she order?
Wine, G&T or Margarita depending on the food

5. Where did she go to high school?
One of the pubic schools

6. What size shoe does she wear?
One 7 and one 8

7. If she was to collect anything, what would it be?

8. What is her favorite type of sandwich?
Does not sandwiches

9. What would she eat every day if he could?
Salmon and Prime Rib

10. What is her favorite cereal?
Cheerio’s and Rice Krispies

11. What would she never wear?

12. What is her favorite sports team?

13.Who did she vote for?
The most conservative one

14. Who is her best friend?

15. What is something you do that she wishes you wouldn’t do?
Turning anger on her

16. What is her heritage?

17. You bake her a cake for her birthday; what kind?
Black Russian Bunt Cake

18. Did she play sports in high school?

19. What could she spend hours doing?
Looking at red rocks

20. What is one unique talent she has?
Wicked wit



Bacall writes:

I have always liked the song “Wild Thing”. It makes me smile and dance. So when it came on this morning as I was putting my breakfast plate on the counter, that’s exactly what I did. I think it shocked Bogey because I have been so down with my shoulder which continues to give me pain.  In the middle of the dance I announced that I would just go paddle myself.  Bogey said he would be glad to help if I needed assistance. I got out our stingy pine paddle and gave myself pops in rhythm with the song. I wasn’t really doing a good job and my shoulder should not be moved that way so Bogey came back to assist me. Wasn’t that sweet?  I was still moving my stingy bottom in rhythm with the song. I even ad libbed, “Give it to me”  I sure was glad when that song ended.  And of course, it was all my fault that Bogey became aroused.  I am such a naughty girl!