Quips while OTK

Today, and maybe not ever again, some sassy humor.

“Now remember, I’m very delicate today”

“Why don’t you save yourself for later?”

“You call that a spanking?”

“Have you started yet?”.

“You’re making a BIG mistake! Huge!”

“How ’bout a ham sandwich?”

Looking at the carpet: “I gotta get that new vacuum cleaner…”

“Are you sure you wanna do this? ‘Cause if you’re at all in doubt…?”

“If you hurry, I think we can still make the Early Bird special at the diner.”

SMACK! “One.”
SPANK! “Two.”
WHACK! “Buckle my shoe.”

at a party when I paused to change implements, the young lady brightly inquired
“What time does the buffet start?”

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